December 2010
fuck you, "3-1-1"
listen TSA, i am not going to kill anyone with peanut butter or my off-brand baby lotion. please don’t make me get all this lotion into a tiny bottle without a funnel. please.
one of the wonderful women i work with just showed me a picture of her and her husband when they first started dating. they were both so gorgeous and young, and it got me thinking, as i so often think: getting old is fucking terrifying.
“Are you kidding? A lesser sentence of Jane Austen, I wish I had written. I wish...”
– Nora Ephron
non-driver
i realized today that when i look back at my late teens/early twenties, 90% of my happiest memories took place in my friends’ cars. for someone without a driver’s license, this is mildly disarming.
ain't no shame baby do yer thang
top five guilty pleasure tv shows:
1. the o.c.
2. gossip girl
3. ace of cakes
4. futurama
5. the tudors
i feel like three/five of these are just soap operas & softcore porn. ace of cakes is food porn. futurama is hilarious, my friend’s older brother turned me onto it in the ninth grade and i have been hooked ever since.
How To Use an Apostrophe: The Definitive Guide →
these austen spoofs are a knife in my heart. →
Edward Albee is a visionary
George: It’s very simple, Martha, this young man is working on a system whereby chromosomes can be altered… well not all by himself— he probably has one or two co-conspirators— the genetic makeup of a sperm cell changed, reordered… to order, actually… for hair and eye color, stature, potency… I imagine… hairiness, features, health… and mind....
